DEBATE-O-RAMA

So, I was listening to the debate on my way home from practice and heard the following:

Moderator: I have a new question for you President Bush....
President Bush: Whoa, thats a whole new question!

Needless to say I've decided on who I am voting for.

I stole this from another blog, but look, isn't the weasel cute!

"Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." - Homer Simpson

Rain + Lack of sleep = long nap

So after french today I was tired, and since whitaker is often too loud, I came home for a nap and woke up at 1:30; just in time to get to history class on time. On the way there was a pleasant torrental rain and I made it across the Shookstown bridge right before it flooded, but I didn't however make it to school in time to avoid the flooded sidewalk, my jeans are still wet. I had a study skills test, which I'm sure I failed, but my big sib, Kenny, cheered me up by showing me "the monkey," and talking about how he gets his aggression out at work. Then I finished my calc paper with Margie and Meghan. Then I came home and did nothing until now except talk to Nina.

Yesterday and Today

Cleaning up the yardsale yesterday, some punk/emo looking kids came by looking for stuff, so I gave them the giant wooden box with wheels on it. Then my mom and I went flying up to York for dinner, and when we got back we rented Bubba Ho-Tep, an odd movie, but not bad. Then today I woke up at 12:54 and had to be at class by 1:00, Andy didn't seem pissed, so it all worked out. I climbed, and learned a lot about anchoring, and had a whole lot of fun. Then I met my dad and Annie at Bushwaller's for some beverages, and the went to his house for steak, and Annie gave me my birthday present, the new Flogging Molly album. Its really good, and I think it could be their best album. And then we have now where I think this post is quite boring so I'll spice it up with some dirty words: ASS, DAMN, FUCK, SHIT, MITTEN! There, that did it.

The rendering i was talking about earlier, and yes that is a gun mounted on a plaque being fired via string.

I now owe my mom less money

So net profit from the yardsale was $222.63 today, and my mom let me take $300 off of my debt to her, so yay! Now I only owe her $4hundredsome. I may get a job at the airport and finally get out of that godforsaken place known as CHUCK E CHEESE'S. An artist's rendering of the thoughts of every employee in CEC will be posted soon. I also have a job with my fencing coach Janusz, fixing crap to pay for lessons. So hopefully I'll be out of debt soon and have some money to start saving for that bass that I was saving for when my car broke the fuck down.

P.S. this post is because StepOhKnee87(aol) was bugging me.

please dont hurt the kitties....please?

Hiaku

I wrote a Hiaku about yardsales.

ground littered with crap
my shit becomes someone else's
hee hee a squirrel

Dodging the yard sale

So, my mom's participating in the neighborhood yard sale today, and I'm avoiding helping at all cost. I already had to wake up at 7:00 AM to move stuff into the driveway, boy was that fun, and now I'm looking up the value of planters and a birdbath. I am so cool.